Dr. Wilson's Ultra Super Scientific Research (U.S.S.R.) has made a discovery that will rock the prohibition fanatics to their very core. That's right, after years of drinking; and watching the effects of drinking; a theory has been developed explaining just exactly what happens to a human when he or she carouses with beer on a regular basis.
It's been well documented for generations that beer drinkers are better dancers, better looking and more popular than their non-drinking counterparts, but there is one mystery that has escaped the scientific community until now....
Beer Muscles.
We here at wilsonbrewing.com posed the question "What makes the drunkard bulletproof and physically stronger after a few rounds of beer than when stone cold sober?"
It has happened to all of us, and it's one of the most common and welcomed "side effects" of beer drinking. If you want to see beer muscles in action, just go to your local pub, belly up to the bar and order up a pint of your favorite grog. Then just listen to the conversations around you. It's not uncommon to hear drunken rhetoric such as:
- "I can kick his ass!"
- "He's not that big"
- "I got your back dude!"
Using our U.S.S.R (patent pending) the secrets of beer muscles have been revealed. Just take a look at figure 1. This is a sketch of a person who doesn't drink beer. Notice the lack of muscle. I present this to you as scientific proof that non beer drinkers are just not all there.
This specimen in figure 2 seems to have all his parts. He looks strong & healthy, which shows he is a beer drinker, and most likely a home brewer. If he hands you a pint glass of something that is dark and heavy, . REJOICE! You are in for a real treat!
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